cannibalcanid asked:
snakes are reversed vampires
they get energy from lying in the sun, they inject shitty blood IN with their fangs, and they have no hands
kiiingsnake answered:
????? vampires have hands?????????
yeah??
ayo what the FUCK
why wouldn’t they??
hey guys you’re allowed to call me the stupidest motherfucker on the earth but i unironcially thought vampire meant the same thing as vespa. i straight up believed that shit for the five seconds i took to comprehend this ask. what the fuck
THE FUCKING MOPED???
THE FUCKING MOPED
I’M SORRY YOU WHAT
vampires: exist
op:
VAMPIRES EXIST?!?!?!?!?!?
great job with my post guys. hit the showers
YOU’RE A WALKING DILDO WITH DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR
Mood
When I fuck up during a stealth game and have to kill everyone in a five mile radius
do u ever send smth in a chat thats not even risqué like “i luv salsa” but no one responds so u start overthinking it like…. maybe one of their parents died making salsa…… maybe they were all just talking abt how they hate salsa……. maybe salsa isnt evn real and they have no idea what im talking abt
literally obsessed with this tiktok (x)
Godzilla after he fucks up Tokyo for the 6th time this week
I literally feel like doing this to every body of water I pass
there’s something very compelling about this concept, which is executed perfectly in this clip
Stop chasing after people & being the only one trying to fix everything. It’s mentally & physically exhausting. You have to find peace with whoever comes & goes from your life. Don’t be the only one putting in effort Bc you will end up losing yourself trying to save everyone else
u ever wake up from a dream like “damn i guess i’m not coping with THAT as well as i thought i was”
